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« Reply #27030 on: February 08, 2010, 10:08:19 PM »

There's clearly a place for you in the Diplomatic Corps.
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« Reply #27031 on: February 08, 2010, 10:24:04 PM »

Can't work out RC's timeline first paragraph I thought he was going to wedding with the wife but second para says 18 months before they met I'm confused maybe Mrs RC is too!
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« Reply #27032 on: February 08, 2010, 10:33:33 PM »

1; Shag bird at fancy dress party.

2; 18 months on or so - meet wife (not proposed at this point).

3; Couple or 3 months later, go to mate's wedding(they get divorced a couple of years later- he was shagging a part-time copper), bird from fancy dress party is there as a bridesmaid. Say nothing to my girlfriend (who will eventually become Mrs RC )

4 ;Fast forward 2 years - get married.

5; Present day - tell wife about bridesmaid (thought I'd told her already. I hadn't).

Can't see how I'm getting in trouble here. I'm blame-free shirley? Cow.

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« Reply #27033 on: February 08, 2010, 10:38:38 PM »

Blame-free, yes. Utterly stupid for raising it as a topic of conversation, undoubtedly.
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« Reply #27034 on: February 08, 2010, 11:00:13 PM »


Might not go down too well.........


Unlike the aforementioned abba dressed bird....
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« Reply #27035 on: February 08, 2010, 11:05:15 PM »

Had a really bad argument with the wife tonight, along the lines of her being absolutely no fun at the moment.  It started with me suggesting we take the twins to Center Parcs for the forthcoming birthdays (which, by a staggering coincidence, is on the same day), but her immediate answer was "but we've already said we're going to go to Alton Towers Water Park at Easter".  No, I don't see the logic either - there must be some unwritten rule somewhere that states if you go to a Country Park with a swimming feature in the middle of March, you're not allowed to go to a crappy Amusement Park with a swimming feature three weeks later.  Anyway, this developed into the usual crappiness where she trots out a list of things I've said over the last 27 years about which I cannot defend myself as I can barely remember what I said this morning.

Then came the usual crap about us not talking much any more, which I have repeatedly explained to her is because she only has one topic of conversation (work) which I find very, very boring.

But of course everything's my fault.  Because I'm a bloke.

FFS.  I hate women.
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« Reply #27036 on: February 08, 2010, 11:08:15 PM »

Had a really bad argument with the wife tonight, along the lines of her being absolutely no fun at the moment.

Experience and common sense tells me, that in absolutely no way could that ever be a sure-fire winning way to make her more jovial.
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« Reply #27037 on: February 08, 2010, 11:12:59 PM »

Experience tells me that once you've f*cked 'em, you've pretty much peaked. Common sense suggest that what with all these other blokes getting married and sh!t, there must be more to it than that. Yet second brain argues that people are stupid. I don't know. If I ever get married I'll tell you if it was wise or not.
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« Reply #27038 on: February 08, 2010, 11:24:41 PM »

You're not very observant, it was like that all last week.  Presume it's during February for Valentine's Day.

Despite working at Waterloo I can't recall actually seeing it since last Monday. But then I suppose that's kind of your point. Thanks anyway sarcy
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« Reply #27039 on: February 08, 2010, 11:26:35 PM »

Despite working at Waterloo I can't recall actually seeing it since last Monday.

Big thing, round, can't miss it.
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« Reply #27040 on: February 08, 2010, 11:29:54 PM »

Shows films? Middle of the roundabout?
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« Reply #27041 on: February 08, 2010, 11:57:31 PM »

Looking back at some old stuff, I'd completely forgotten that when we beat Oldham in the 1990 League Cup Final, they were about tenth in the (old) second division.  I'd assumed it was the top flight Oldham of Mike Milligan/Andy Ritchie/Graeme Sharp/Ian Marshall et al.

Should have tonked 'em.  Clough out!
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« Reply #27042 on: February 09, 2010, 07:48:37 AM »

They came up the following season, but were already heading towards that tea.  As good as it got, apparently
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« Reply #27043 on: February 09, 2010, 08:12:51 AM »

Anyway, this developed into the usual crappiness where she trots out a list of things I've said over the last 27 years about which I cannot defend myself as I can barely remember what I said this morning.

You mean stuff does not eventually get forgotten? I'm not speaking anymore.
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« Reply #27044 on: February 09, 2010, 08:18:05 AM »

You mean stuff does not eventually get forgotten? I'm not speaking anymore.

That doesn't work either.
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